que sarah sarah ([info]ohthebetes) wrote,
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"heee huuu heee huuu hiiiiii....harmonica."

i spend the day sailing around the harbor off of salem today with my dad and his 76 year old friend jack. it was wonderful. i haven't sailed for at least 8 years, so it was nice to get out on the ocean in a slow boat once again. i played captain for a little while and took over the helm while the men rested because old bones need rest. i really like the north shore. i like the south shore too. i think i'm going to move out to the ocean as soon as i gain the financial means.

and now for a story. i was sitting on the couch tonight with mom and dad watching a scary movie, when all of the sudden we hear a loud "THUNK" on the roof. it sounded like someone fell off a tree onto our house. it was dark and my mom and i were scared so we made pappy go check it out. he climbs onto the roof and stomps around for a while, and then he comes back inside and says that he found an apple smashed all over our roof! we heard a little plane flying overhead that had been buzzing around for a while, and we realized that some stooge in the plane threw their apple out and it landed on our roof. i laughed, but at the same time felt slightly annoyed that someone would throw their apple into a neighborhood. though i probably would have done the same because littering is empowering.

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[info]anarchistdojo

July 29 2005, 15:16:24 UTC 6 years ago

Everyone knows a Jack...I work with one. He's nice and hardworking, but slow as hell in the sense he takes forever to do anything, but not Forest Gump slow. Personally I'm not friends with any my own age...unless you count my dog, Black Jack. My grandfather (on the Gilday side) was named Jack as well. I think our generation skipped the whole Jack phase, and only Jack "was it good for yeww" Cohen comes ot mind in said regard.

Ha. I knew I've been getting stronger. I hucked that apple from the CT/MA border. Apparently my aim was true. Next time it's dog turds.

[info]ohthebetes

July 29 2005, 16:20:26 UTC 6 years ago

do you know how small my dog is? he could have been killed. if you start throwing turds though he'll probably just eat them.

[info]anarchistdojo

July 30 2005, 05:09:52 UTC 6 years ago

The apples were dog proof, fret you not. Were they to come within 100 yards of a pooch they would merely fling off into the atmosphere and burn into nothingness, lest a dog de Sarah be harmed.

The turds I throw will be laced with vitamins and minerals, critical to keeping any dog strong and healthy.
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